Dick in Your Hand

When you are caught unexpectedly in a predicament in which you have no immediate solution, or no tools to do the job, you are caught standing with only your DICK IN YOUR HAND.

When Melvin blew the tire, he opened the trunk only to find the jack gone and the spare flat. I told him "You probably looked stupid standing there on the side of the road with only your DICK IN YOUR HAND"!

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off your gourd

Out of one's mind, stoned to the bejeezus, fried, gone, out of one's element, kukoo bananas.

Hey, did you see that guy open that beer bottle with his teeth?

Man, you'd have to be off your gourd to do that.

Totally

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pop your curry

eating indian food for the first time.

"Hey, man. I ate indian food for the first time today!"

"How does it feel to pop your curry?"

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dicks in your mouth

The ultimate burn to anyone who says any number. This great burn may seem to be beaten by the number 0 but if any sly character tries to pull that one on you , just say "Pussies you've tocuhed."

Example 1:
Jaret: Yo Pat how old are you?
Pat: 18
Jaret: DICKS IN YOUR MOUTH!
Pat: Fuck I always fall for that lame joke.

Example 2:
Jaret: Pat what's the biggest number you can think of?
Pat: Zero
Jaret: Pussies you've touched, Fuck Pat your so dumb.

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Put your foot in

Meaning that it is fantastic! Usually referring to a great meal.

Mom, you put your foot in those collard greens!

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Penny for your thoughts?

1. Old phrase that means: What are you thinking? Technically it means: I'll give you a penny if you tell me what you are thinking. It's silly to give a penny or receive one for your thoughts so no one ever does. Peter Frampton used it for the title of his guitar instrumental that can be heard on Frampton Comes Alive.

Penny for your thoughts? Um...let's eat?

OK!

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eat your vegetables

To make a responsible though unfavorable choice in work, school or life in general. To get ahead in your work to avoid the stress of doing in it later on deadline.

You need to just eat your vegetables and start that research paper instead of play Xbox.

I seriously ate my vegetables and went to the library to work on my dissertation.

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