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Taking a nice voluptuous Japanese girl out for dinner and tossing her salad instead of letting her eat the boring house salad
I took tobiko to Applebee’s the other night and gave her the sumo salad instead of their boring arugula mix
quality over quantity… logic over emotion
“i’m not gonna hold u.. this is valid salad. that’s word to the white ash at the end of the dutch”
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The act of licking the anus and the area between the sex organs and anus while incorporating a phallic like vegetable to use as a form of penetration and symbolic foreplay.
verb. to caprese a salad
capresing a salad.
the dominant male ordered his twink to toss his salad, while handing him a cucumber to make it a caprese salad.
'I don't just like a tossed salad, I like a capresed salad'
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You prop both legs (of person in wheelchair), over your shoulders and eat their ass.
I just left the nursing home after giving some old bitty a wheelchair salad.
The term salad nibba is often used by men of culture; this term can be used as a gamertag,username etc. Salad meaning salad and nibba meaning a dead meme(and not used in any racist intention)
Hey have u played that new COD game?
Ah yes but that salad nibba guy got me in the end
The fresh, lush chest hair of a man that flows from the top of a v-neck or unbottoned collared shirt.
Eric: That v-neck is gonna look great on me. It'll really show off my Crispy Salad
Samantha: Ew
When multiple lengthy pubes are in, or on the edge of a urinal.
It was finally my turn at the urinal, and that is a terrible pube salad on the rim of then urinal.