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Poop roll-up is a popular game to play at a party or a friend's house. After making a bowel movement in the host's bathroom, the participant first unrolls a long section of toilet paper without detaching it from the roll. He then proceeds to wipe his ass with the paper closest to the roll, again being extra gentle so not to rip the toilet tissue. Then the most important step occurs: the poop roll-up. This is when the player carefully rolls the toilet paper back onto the roll, making it appear unused. This leaves a surprise for that special someone who is lucky enough to discover the soiled portion.
I left a poop roll-up in my girlfriend's parents' house the other day. I hope her dad got my shit all over his hands! Win!
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This is what you say when someone asks you for important advice in their life.
Your friend: "Last night I lost everything. My girlfriend dumped me, I lost my job and I'm starting to lose my grip on reality. What should I do, man?"
You: "Do a barrel roll!"
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Wild rock and roll played by Italians or bands of Italians.
the word is the "rock and roll" transposition of the cultural phenomenon of Spaghetti Western, also known as Italo-western, (broad sub-genre of Western film that emerged in italythe mid-1960s)
the first band to use this word were the Minu Low Fi (or minus lo fi), but critics and zines extended it to the Brokendolls, the Gonzales, the Leches, Postalmarket Babies, Lester & Landslide Ladies, the Antares, and many other contemporary wild rock bands ispired by swedish rock and roll alla Hellcopters or Turbonegro, and by American wild garage punk rock and roll like New Bomb Turks or Zeke
Crank Up Volume Spaghetti eaters this is time for "Spaghetti rock and roll"
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Where you stick it in a girl's ass and it comes out covered in a girl's fecies, resulting in looking like a yummmy tootsie roll!
I got tootsie rolled by my girl!
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Term used to inform a homie that he's getting outta control and he might want to shut the hell up before he gets beat the hell up.
"Yo dawg, you better slow your roll fool."
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Dirty Skyping OR faffing around on the beach all day.
It was a warm and sunny day so Clara and Shell decided to do the Tootsie Roll.
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