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Welcome to Turretner Bitchtels! Home of the FAKE, and if not the fake, home of lying, cringy, ugly, drug selling and, useless sluts. Nothing says Turner Bartels like stolen phones, unathletic black kids, racist teachers, annoying grade sluts that think everyone loves them, weird ass Indians, and kids that won’t hit puberty until there mid 30’s. A good thing is if your lucky you might find a slut that actually has cleavage instead if every flat girl in the school, but watch out! 90 percent of them have aids so... In conclusion if your looking for a shitty school with constant bullying by teachers and used old pussy, Turner Bartels is the place to go!
I hate Turner Bartels k-8
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A Danish translation from the root word 'renobhobgoblin'.
1) When a door is unable to be opened due to mechanical failure (broken door knob), you have to re(k)nob the door.
2) A physical anomoly that happens when a male reproductive organ deflates or becomes flacid, very rapidly. Usually from fright, fear, unwanted touching from another male, or very strong, unpleasant vaginal odor. The opposite action of a p'fong.
1) "Damn, the door won't open. I will need to renob it."
2) "I just saw your gramma's tain't when she bent over to pick up her purse. I have renob now"
re(k)nob-(the k is silent) and/or renob
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A Netflix documentary on Luka Magnotta's awful crimes. Generally meant in the sense of just don't be an idiot and abuse animals.
A: "Some idiot posted a video of killing kittens online. The internet hunted him down."
B: "Tss, deserved. Don't f**k with cats."
the slogan or motto used by Bryce K to continue motivation and confidence that he will go "all the way". He wants to make it to the top one day, so this keeps his motivation going and continuing throughout his career.
Bryce K: "Bryce K All The Way!"
The type of person who disrespects their friends for no discernible reason. An asshole who is ambivalent to how much of an asshole they are.
One example might be always complaining about roommates doing the dishes and then never doing the dishes. Another example might be making you pay him back for the two slices of bread you borrowed for a sandwich.
See: chach douche dickhead
Ray: Hey can you believe Joe invites his brother over to do his laundry here without asking?
Simon: Dude, I know. He's a real B. K. Randy Tandy.
Hell, They cant organize anything and are not prepared, along with trash or good teachers, there is no in-between. Please send help.
Person 1: Where are you?
Person 2: Hell
Person 3: Oh he means Franklin Academy K-12 located exactly at 26.055571, -80.425043.
the final boss of keyboard boredom. There, you happy? Now go back to your homework
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this definition was written by a bored student currently working from home.