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The Gru Fuck Maneuver

A Sex Position In Which One Uses Their Noses On One’s Privates Then Smell Them! The Couple Will Win A Ticket Of 2 To Minions: The Rise Of Gru If They Can Recreate A Random PornHub Scene Of Choice

Afaan: Ani Luna Irratti Gru Fuck Maneuver Raawwadheen Tikeetii 2 Gara Rise Of Gru Cause Isheen Stepbro Irra Deebitee Uumte Mo'ate!
Tom: So You Performed The Gru Fuck Maneuver And Won 2 Tickets To Rise Of Gru Cause She Recreated Stepbro!
Affan: Eeyyee!
Tom: OK!

by piXel6932 July 2, 2022


Schroeder’s Spirit Fuck

Similar to Schroeder’s cat theory where a cat in a box can be presumed both dead and alive at the same time, Schroeder’s Spirit Fuck is where an individual flying Spirt can be assumed both fucked and not fucked at the same time. This phenomenon is most likely to happen to an individual in a long distance relationship, trying to visit his or her significant other on the cheap. In this scenario, the individual takes the place of the cat and the Spirit plane replaces the box. Schroeder’s Spirt Fuck begins when the individual enters the Spirit plane, takes his or her seat, and finds out that the flight has been delayed or grounded for an undetermined amount of time. When the individual finds himself or herself still sitting on the plane when he or she should have already landed and should be having relations with his or her significant other, the individual is now fucked and not fucked at the same time. Fucked by Spirit and not fucked by his or her significant other.

-Man, my flight was delayed so many times yesterday, I got Schroeder’s Spirit Fuck ed!

by Whippedmamasboy December 29, 2022


national fuck your boyfriend even if you don’t want to day

April 11 is national fuck your boyfriend even if you don’t want to day

Girlfriend: hey babe do you know what day it is?
Boyfriend: no what day is it ?
Girlfriend: it’s national fuck your boyfriend even if you don’t want to day

by Loliamsamaantha April 11, 2024


fucks hard

Used in when describing a “buddy guy” that is in the action of doing something totally rad. Like rippn down Hamilton with your piece of shit rice burner engine mod.

That guy fucks hard

by Mr.Millennium March 26, 2019


fucks hard

when someone is shitfaced trying to say something's cool and or hot.

guy 1: so what did you think of the new smash trailer

guy 2: yeah it fucks hard

guy 1: w-what?

by gamer words July 24, 2021


THE FUCKING INTERNET

Scott lee is the fucking internet and you cannot prove him wrong.

I am the fucking internet. -Scott Lee

by Ben_be_Jamin July 1, 2024


Fuck and Pluck

When you introduce yourself into a situation to fuck and be gone immediately afterwards.

Reference "Toot and Scoot"

This lady is quarantined but is willing to bang. She's gonna hang her ass out of a window so I can execute a Fuck and Pluck.

by therealmadcow August 19, 2021