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to get fucked over... to be screwed over by someone else
another term- Boned
Dude I was totally going to get that job if he hadn't applied.
Man he totally anal cocked you!
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A disease in which your asshole is voilently farting and your ass flaps will not stop spewing shit. Imagine dropping pudding inside an outdoor AC unit while it blows it everywhere, that’s Anal pneumonia
I can’t have sex with Victoria anymore because she has contracted Anal Pneumonia
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When you Shove your phone in someones asshole, try to call someone and start roaming.
Man i wanted to give her an anal roaming last night but i didnt pay my phone bill!
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The act of having anal sex with another person while also in the missionary position. It is considered the holiest of positions for unmarried Christian couples as it does not involve vaginal sex and maintains the missionary position.
Person 1: Yo man, I want to have sex with this girl but she’s super religious and wants to wait until marriage!
Person 2: How about suggesting anal missionary? That way the relationship remains pure and holy in the eyes of God.
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When you’re sitting bare assed on a wooden piano bench. Your Druncle scratches and sniffs the spot you were sitting in.
My dirty old scumbag Druncle just anal pledged my seat.
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See. Emmanuel Blanco
An uncontrollable craving for anal penetration which most commonly occurs in cases of cock-addict homosexuals. Symptoms can range from mild to severe, but is usually worse when waking up/before going to sleep or when walking into a bar. It can be measured by a male nurse with his meat sphygmomanometer. The area is usually dry, red and irritated and patients prefer treatment with saliva, lubricants or dense human milk
The Real Madrid soccer team is playing, I have anal palpitations that can only be satisfied with a win or a man inside me.
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Beads that you insert in your asshole and pull out like a lawn mower and pull your intestines out.
Did you hear about his brother? He died from inserting anal beads and pulling out like a lawnmower.
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