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you take a sip from trusty your vault 13 canteen

when you do cool things in fallout new vegas

player: im going to kill all of the brotherhood of steel and ncr at the same time
game: YOU TAKE A SIP FROM YOUR TRUSTY VAULT 13 CANTEEN
player: imma chug out of this sink so i dont waste a stimpack
game: YOU TAKE A SIP FROM YOUR TRUSTY VAULT 13 CANTEEN

player: thank you game very non deathclaw of you
you take a sip from trusty your vault 13 canteen

by mexicanfoxnigga March 10, 2021

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how to stop someone from being racist

β€’ slap them every time they do it

β€’ tell them to stop
β€’ seduce them

β€’ kiss them

β€’ punch the fuck out of them

β€’ slap them run away and slap them again

someone: N-Word people who are this race is dumb and ugly
me: *SLAP*
and thats how to stop someone from being racist

by thatsgaydude August 22, 2021

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My name is jamar i come from afar

1. Jamar comes from afar
2. Ala akbar
3. Something u say when u come from afar

i ran 3 k to beat someone in a race. when i did i yelled My name is jamar i come from afar.

by De Ezn Uts February 17, 2022

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Provides 75% of our fruits and veggies from October to May

Canada has snow.

Joe: Yo dog, what’s the weather like in Canada?
Sally: Provides 75% of our fruits and veggies from October to May.
Joe: oh shit, I better wear a coat and some boots.

by Captain Figurative April 4, 2020

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A reading from the ball hog of therapy who's doing work.

A READING FROM THE BALL HOG OF THERAPY WHO'S DOING WORK. SCREAM GOD ARRESTED AS WELL AS VIDEO CHAT FOR HARP.

A READING FROM THE BALL HOG OF THERAPY WHO'S DOING WORK.

BOYS WILL BE BOYS BOYS WILL BE BOYS BOYS WILL BE BOYS PLEASE. LIKE FROM SKYRIM WEWILLWEWILLWEILL SOUND OF THE POLICE IN MY HOOD.

by Skyrim550 April 15, 2022

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Aizat from Commonwealth Secondary School my dad protect you

Aizat from Commonwealth Secondary School my dad protect you

Aizat from Commonwealth Secondary School my dad protect you

by Minah200 August 15, 2023


fucking-furries-flew-in-from-france-fighting-freaky-fat-fuckheads

HyperDimSergalV2 said this to magnitudemuffin to make him/her look like an idiot.

HyperDimSergalV2 said "fucking-furries-flew-in-from-france-fighting-freaky-fat-fuckheads" to make magnitudemuffin look like an idiot.

by Psuedonymous Bosch September 19, 2015

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