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Provides 75% of our fruits and veggies from October to May

Canada has snow.

Joe: Yo dog, what’s the weather like in Canada?
Sally: Provides 75% of our fruits and veggies from October to May.
Joe: oh shit, I better wear a coat and some boots.

by Captain Figurative April 4, 2020

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


A reading from the ball hog of therapy who's doing work.

A READING FROM THE BALL HOG OF THERAPY WHO'S DOING WORK. SCREAM GOD ARRESTED AS WELL AS VIDEO CHAT FOR HARP.

A READING FROM THE BALL HOG OF THERAPY WHO'S DOING WORK.

BOYS WILL BE BOYS BOYS WILL BE BOYS BOYS WILL BE BOYS PLEASE. LIKE FROM SKYRIM WEWILLWEWILLWEILL SOUND OF THE POLICE IN MY HOOD.

by Skyrim550 April 15, 2022

2πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Aizat from Commonwealth Secondary School my dad protect you

Aizat from Commonwealth Secondary School my dad protect you

Aizat from Commonwealth Secondary School my dad protect you

by Minah200 August 15, 2023


fucking-furries-flew-in-from-france-fighting-freaky-fat-fuckheads

HyperDimSergalV2 said this to magnitudemuffin to make him/her look like an idiot.

HyperDimSergalV2 said "fucking-furries-flew-in-from-france-fighting-freaky-fat-fuckheads" to make magnitudemuffin look like an idiot.

by Psuedonymous Bosch September 19, 2015

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


i'm the one who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition

the act of loving so much an individual to the point of risking your own well being so the individual is safe and/or healthy.

person a: why would you do that? who are you?
person b: i'm the one who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition

by trevbee August 27, 2017


Aids infested cum bubble leftover from a Lesbionic cluster fuck

A bubble of feminine ejaculate that has been mixed with other feminine ejaculate from a large orgy, and is infested with the AIDS virus. Often used as a derogatory term when having an insult contest, often times it ends the competition.

"You horse fuckin thunder cunt!"

"You AIDS infested cum bubble leftover from a Lesbionic cluster fuck!"

"Dude....eww"

by Paco's Tacos and Coffee beans March 22, 2009

14πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


somebody get this freaking duck away from me

a deleted scene in yellow dello

by Anonymous August 28, 2003

2πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž