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The shorter a guy is from top to toe, the longer he will be from tip to balls.
So you either you have your longer side in your height or in your dick.
Bob: "Damn, how can Mario find so many hotties to fuck when he's poor, ugly and barely 170 cm/5.5 ft?"
John:"L rule bro"
It is a potent central nervous system stimulant that is used in the treatment of attention taking too many L's.
Hey guys you've seen Isaiah today? I'm worried about him he's taking too many l-phetamines today. I hope he doesn't OD on losing too much.
"Laugh After Machines Overrule"
Kevin: hey guys lets go to the fairy boat
Nate: I thought the machines changed it to the fairy don't?
Jude: L A M O
the emma kate is a beautiful soul. she is a bit shy, but very bubbly once you get to know her. she gets excited over the little things such as butterflies, music, animals, the ocean and stuffed animals. one might say she is the prettiest girl known to man, but it depends on who you ask. she might seem a bit desperate for love sometimes, but she just wants to feel something again. she loves loving people and gets attached very easily. don’t break her heart; the emma kate is a very fragile soul.
boy #1: “oh my god…was that-‘
boy #2: “emma kate L, the loveliest girl at school”
W means win,
and L means lose,
so Win but still kinda L lmao.
you copped a great girl but shes a furry so its a W ish L.
MR UNIQLO, SUPER CUTE, A GREAT SINGER, LOVES PASTA, LOVES IMPULSIVE BUYS, LOVES LATE NIGHT FT CALLS, LOVES SPENDING MONEY ON HIS GIRL, and is the reason she's falling
- I chose you because why wouldn't I -
Person 1: dude MARC L WHO IS HE
Person 2: YEAH HOLY YEETBOOM