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When you're gonna go on a date, and you're excited about it all week, but the moment it comes up, you get super nervous.
GF1: "Excited for the date today?"
GF2: "Yeah I was, but now I'm nervous."
GF1: "Sounds like Lesbian's Gambit."
A female celebrity who just embues a powerful gay energy, regardless of whether or not they actually date women.
"Cate Blanchett, let's be real, in those suits she's a Lesbian Power Mom all the way"
"Jodie Foster is the Lesbian Power Mom we all want and need"
Someone who sucks pirate boobs and likes a man Taikia Watititi
“Lesbian KANYE Visted Ofmd Boob Club To Touch Man Boobs. “
If an out of the closet lesbian has had no success in dating for 5 years or more, they may marry their trans masc best friend.
"Hey did you hear Linda's getting married?"
"I thought she didn't have a girlfriend!"
"She didn't, she called upon The Lesbian Exception!"
Lesbians that Roller Skate
Some girl: I wanna date a person that can roller skate!
Roller Skate Lesbians: :)
A chopstick lesbian is a person who controls the abilities of eating, she uses them to impress girls and eats pussy without chopsticks, but with her fingers. She might not be obviously gay but if you look twice, you will see the dirtiness in her eyes. For the first date she will ask you out to the asian snack house next door.
oh my god, she can eat so much!
Yeah, she's a chopstick lesbian ;)
the deep sigh that lesbians (who aren’t together) give each other when they hug and don’t want to pull away.
lesbian 1: youre so cozy we should hangout more *Lesbian Sigh*
lesbian 2: *Lesbian Sigh* yeah youre right we should take a nap together