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imagine an emo met someone with every possible mental illness, fused and then created an abomination that stays on twitter just to cancel 15 year olds and put trigger warnings on literally everything they say
Michael: dude have you heard about max?
Becky: haven't why?
Michael: the dudes lost his mind, he just had a break down because he couldn't dox a kid for blocking him
Becky: HA, no seriously he needs to get a grip
Max is one of the most amazing guys in the world he’s been through a lot and takes his anger out on other people but feel awful for it he tends to have blond wavy hair and a cute little pudgy belly and no matter what he does wrong or right you will never stop falling more and more in love with him everyday
In Latin, Max means the Ultimate Virgin King. If someone lost their virginity, it's absorbed by him
"Stop being a Max!"
"Shut up Virgin!"
Max is a pleb. he has crusty ass hands and shwanks in the school bathrooms every period
max you fucking pleb stop shwanking in the bathroom.
A short drug dealer that gets himself into crappy situations and then tells his bestie westie about it and exepects her to be able to help him. He talks about men way to much but still trys to convince others he's straight. Max kills people in cail and eats babies. Live laugh love Max
"Oh god that guy is eating a baby!"
"that must be Max"
Max
Max is a tall and handsome guy, with teeny to zero sence of humor. He is a damn good driver but rather adventurous and dangerous. He is also the guy who will rage in the car and spam on the horn if he will get angry for whatever reason.
For example: -Babe who is this w*nker who spams on the horn for 10 minutes?
-He gotta be Max. He is probably angry because of the traffic jam
Example: -Babe who is this w*nker who spams on the horn for 10 minutes?
-He gotta be Max. He is probably angry because of the traffic jam