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-damn Ruel just give up on those shoes
-mann you fishing for dolphins
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A fish,that is drowning. For deeper thought though think of it like this: How about when you have something you craved for your whole life, but now that you have it, its killing you.
Man 1: "Hey man you got all the girls to love you by selling your soul to the Devil,but now they're going to literally eat you."
Man 2:" I know, I'm a Drowning Fish.
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Jail bait located at an aquarium.
"Steve don't touch that it's fish bait!"
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a horrible kissing technique.
To have someone stick their tongue in your mouth and not move it in any way despite your efforts to pash normally or adequately , they are giving you a dead fish -- or more commonly 'dead fishing you'.
expecting a kiss, but to have someone leave their tongue in your mouth like a dead fish, lifeless and still.
It is important to remember that the 'dead fish' is not done on purpose as a joke, but is done through lack of any technique. The person doing the 'dead fish' usually will blame it on being drunk or find other excuses to avoid embarrassment when being confronted.
girl 1 - so, how was the pash with Brett last night?
girl 2 - uuggghh he dead fished me.
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A baked or fried snack similar to french fries but made of fish
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A joke that was popular for a long time, thanks to South Park. The joke accuses people of being a 'Gay Fish' if they enjoy eating the fried fish.
Person one: What would you like to eat tonight?
Person two: I think I would like some fish sticks!
Idiot one: Do you like Fish sticks in your mouth?
Person: I do, how else would I eat them?
Idiot one: LOL YOU'RE A GAY FISH BECAUSE FISH STICKS REFFER TO FISH PRIVATES LOLOLOLOL
Person: ...
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When u blow a fat amount of air into the person u are kissing.
I was puffer fishing my girl in the back of my car after the library
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The entity on which anything can be blamed. Based on the 19th century French gentleman Cornelius Poisson, who allegedly was part of a syndicate of operatives who throughout history have been behind some of the greatest horrors and plagues in our world, such as statistics and the black plague. He supposedly got assasinated doing what he did best with his right hand, in the place he loved the most, the opera house. Some say there is a hidden statue of him somewhere in the sewers of Paris guarded by rats still carying the bubonic plague and rabies.
"I drove over my cat. Damn you, Cornelius Fish!"
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