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Asian penis are just like height. People generally think asian are short but you see there are quite a few or a lot of tall asian (due to large population of asians). So there are some long penises and short penises (mostly short due to poor country, vitamins etc). Although asians which live in MEDC (More Economic Developed Countries), like UK and USA generally have bigger penises. The same rules goes to all races, theres always a big and small. I'm white and asian and people generally think I have a small penis but measuring at 7.5 inches. Since im close to my full asian cousins, we watch porn sometime and the smallest penis cousin I seen was 6.7inches but he was tall 6ft1 while im 5ft10.
Black: Look a asian! SMALL PENIS!
Asian: Cool, im taller and my dicks bigger!
Black: Prove it!
*Asian guy shows his 7inch penis*
*Black guy runs home crying*
Black: I thought asian penis was small :(
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A penis that is wider than it is long.
Lol. He's got 1 inch, but 2 inches in girth. That dude's goat a barrel penis!
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The act of stretching/pulling the penis to its full extent while going piss in a urinal in an attempt to make your flacid penis look large.
Jake-man the guy next to me was checking out my dick so I had to intimadate him with the ol' penis stretcher.
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A human being that possesses all of the necessary qualities of an attractive female with the exception of a penis.
Similar to the well known Butter Face, only with the penis being the exception.
Everything on Lady Gaga looks good, but her penis.
That's not a hot chick, that's a butter penis hermy.
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Organic Fluid also known as "Semen"
I busted my penis paste all in her face!!
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When u gently take someone's dick and Kiss it.
you have the Italian penis Kiss , What contains licking and kissing.
you have the German penis Kiss , What contains soft biting and kissing.
Flo: Omg Liza german penis Kissed me last night!
Magic: Damnnn really :'o Niceee!
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When the foreskin of the penis is larger than the actual penis itself.
"Omg look at his Blanket Penis"
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