Selling like beer

Upon using the phrase "selling like hotcakes" to describe an item that sells really fast, I realized that I dont know what a hotcake is, nor have I ever sold or bought one. So I decided that beer is the fastest selling item I could think of. So I am officially changing the old phrase "selling like hotcakes" to "selling like beer"

"My ebay items are selling like beer."

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beer keg abs

six pack abs covered by a beer gut

I have six pack abs but ya can't seem 'cause they're covered by my beer keg abs

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Handy beer sack

Two guys one girl. Binge drink for a day, get super drunk, piss, shit, and puke in a bucket or bowl, mix it together, dump it in the girls vagina, she squirted it all over them. They proceed to smear it all over eachother so it is body on body contact, then she licks it all off, then throws up on her hands, and proceedes to give handjobs. Optionally followed by anal

Me and my colage room mates decided to give this nasty bone a handy beer sack

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4 Beer Rule

When an individual consumes at least 4 alcoholic beverages, they are legally entitled to grope, grab, or fondle the opposite sex without repercussions.

Big Flee walked past Morgan last night and grabbed her left tit. She gave him a look of disgust and he simply replied "4 beer rule".

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quarter after beer

Used to say it's time to drink.

"Hey, it's already quarter after beer, let's party!!"

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Uncommonly cold beer

A tactic used to distract the opposite team in beer pong by claiming the beer is to cold. This will in turn cause the opposing team to focus more on making fun of the fact the other team finds that the beer is to cold, and take their focus off the game.

Check this out son, Tome and I claimed that we were playing with Uncommonly cold beer, it totally distracted Pj and Pete. We won flawlessly, but Pj and Pete suck anyways......i

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samuel jackson beer

it's damn good beer!!!!

(from Chapelle's Show)

samuel jackson beer...it's damn good beer!

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