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Giving anal to an old rich guy that says he hates gays but wants you in his ass.
See that fellow stomping on that pride flag. He wants it cause he's in a rusty Putin.
When your bro performs oral sex on you in your siblings house.
I went out drinking with my sister's friend and at the end of the night he gave me a rusty badger.
The act of a normie butt fucking an elderly disabled persons
"Dude, I totally did the Rusty Short Bus on my grandma last night!"
He’s a rusty plusty, over the hill and as big as a mountain.
A way to tell someone to suck a dick or to just fuck off in general
Simon really needs to suck my rusty tomahawk
This is when a person does something so bloody unexpected, so stupid, that it actually works.
Just like a terrorist running at you with not a bomb, but a rusty spoon
E.g. You go round a corner expecting someone to jump you, but they are actually lying down in the middle of the hallway
Person 1 - "Scared you!"
Person 2 - "You where duct taped to the ceiling, bloody Rusty Spoon Effect"
Like the Rusty Trombone but performed on a woman. Instead of the back and forth action of a trombone, one uses the flicking action of playing a jaw harp, with the accompanying analingus.
Did you and Gail seal the deal last night?!
Seal the deal?! I gave her a rusty jaw harp for a solid 30 minutes. She busted hard.