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idk what word to define so sorry lmfao yeet shit

idk what to write

idk what word to define so sorry lmfao yeet shit. you wasted ur time

by 69 years ago July 5, 2021

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I wish my lawn was emo..so it could cut itself

Refers to the new trend of emo; people who "dont smile, high pitched overwrought lyrics and inaudible guitar rifts with tight wool sweaters, tighter jeans, itchy scarfs (even in the summer), ripped chucks with favorite bands signature, black square rimmed glasses, and ebony greasy unwashed hair that is required to cover at least 3/5 ths of the face at an angle," and who cut their wrists to get attention from others.

-"TANNER, YOU FUCKING GOTH, CUT THE LAWN NOW"

-"My life sucks. I'm going to slit my wrists so people notice me. I wish my lawn was emo..so it could cut itself; oh if only it could relate to me.

by phillll January 24, 2006

433๐Ÿ‘ 247๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cutting the peen in half so you can stick the peen in

Cutting the peen in half so you can stick the peen in

Guy 1-"Yo I just engaged in cutting his peen in half so I can stick my peen in."
Guy 2-"Is that when you are cutting the peen in half so you can stick the peen in?"
Guy 1-"Yea it is"
Guy 2-"Thats fucking hot"

by MinecraftProPlayer200 November 6, 2018

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So, can we do whatever we want now?

Talking to the Jews of UrbanDictionary.

Also, why did they delete my handleโ€ฆI wonder?

So, can we do whatever we want now?

by Death Menace April 10, 2022

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jeans so tight you can see loose change

Your pussy shows through your pants

Jeans so tight you can see loose change

by Buckshot1999 July 25, 2017

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those who omit to tell an important fact so as to curry favour

to omit to tell an important fact so as to curry favour

While I admit to being a disciple of dontopedalogy, I am more suspicious of those who omit to tell an important fact so as to curry favour. I wonder if there is a word for that?

by Gudlife January 12, 2017

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Watch ads now so you can enjoy fewer interruptions.

It's a very honest message from Youtube that appears on video results section of Google Search. It's a good message to let people stay away from Youtube or encourage them to use adblockers and apps (like Vanced).

Watch ads now so you can enjoy fewer interruptions.
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by Shiine-1 December 28, 2022