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A small town in northern Virginia that is really not a city at all, but a tiny, boring, culture-less town. Tends to eat away at the souls of inhabitants until they can hardly picture leaving the monotony of the greater Winchester area. Made national news when some guy purposely blew up his house. T-Pain once came within six miles of town, when he visited the (equally monotonous and pathetic) Appleblossom Mall.
Also known as "the Gritty," "Stephens Gritty," and "shithole".
Little Girl: "Mommy, why does everyone in this Food Lion look like they have given up on life?"
Mom: "Because we're in Stephens City, VA, sweetie! If anyone offers you candy just start screaming."
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Without a doubt, the most exciting city in America. I seriously don't know why NYC is compared to Los Angeles. There's a huge difference and LA isn't half the city NYC is.
Better city in America? Not very fucking likely...
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City boys summer is an alternative for the term that girls use “city girl summer” referencing to the girl group ‘city girls’. Meaning having a good time/partying.
Omg did you see alex’s story? Him Abel , mattilo and Andre are going crazy at this party! Seems like they are having a city boys summer.
A city boy summer is a term used to describe a group of guys living it up during the summer.
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When, after some Rudy J banana pancakes, you don't quite make it home in time and shit your pants so hard it touches t-shirt.
Terry threw away his jeans after his latest bay city blowout.
A term for an unsolved mystery, also known as "Leg in OKC" or "A Leg in OKC." Relates to the real-life P-71 mystery from the April 19, 1995, bombing in Oklahoma City, in which one human left leg was never identified:
An allusion to the name of the novel A Leg in Oklahoma City (2019), written by Greg Hoetker
"Hey, did you hear about the Malaysia airplane thing?"
"Oh yeah, the plane just disappeared. They never solved it. That's A Leg in Oklahoma City."
This is a sexual act involving three (3) males and one (1) female. The female must be completely unshaven in her nether regions (i.e. The Hedge). The performing male lays completely naked and erect on the ground of an outdoor track 17.38 miles from the nearest Arby's. The two assisting males then pick him up by the ankles and wrists, bending him back so that his arms and legs are stretched backward with his erect penis facing forwards, thus resembling the shape of a hedge clipper. The volunteering woman is then willingly tied to a large sheet of particle board while naked at the 69-meter mark on the track. The board is angled at 60 degrees (pi/3 radians). The two carrying males now begin charging at the woman, third male held firmly in their hands. They stop running just short of the woman, the carried male's penis mere centimeters from entering his lover's poontang. The carrying males back up to the 0-meter mark and run up again, stopping just short once more and retreating. On their third and final attempt, the carrying duo charge at the woman (with the third still being carried) with true intent. As they reach the woman, they lift the third male slightly higher. This causes him to miss the vagina and ram his girth into the area just above it. The angle of the woman, combined with the speed and raw power of the man, result in a gargantuan frictional force that obliterates any trace of hair on the woman's meat flaps. Thus, the Kansas City Hedgeclipper has been performed.
Guy 1: Man, you would not believe what my girlfriend and I did last night!
Guy 2: I bet I won't believe it! What did you do?
Guy 1: We performed the Kansas City Hedgeclipper! It was so fun and wild; I can't wait to do it again!
Mass Appeal
A term used in rap music and modern slang meaning to excite and interest a large amount of people.
"You heard that new Jeezy track? He's finna set the city on fire with that shit my nigga!"
"That law donne set the city on fire... now a nigga can't get strapped!"