con😭gra😭tu😭la😭tions

con😭gra😭tu😭la😭tions

*any couple doing couple stuff*
me: con😭gra😭tu😭la😭tions

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They're high,😩⚠️They're high😍⚠️They have✋🤯✨dr0gas ⚡💥dr0gas ⚡💥 las dr0gas ❗❗❗LA MENTE 😭🌿 LAS DR0GAS ❗😡 LA MENTE☠️❗⚠️

They're high,😩⚠️They're high😍⚠️They have✋🤯✨dr0gas ⚡💥dr0gas ⚡💥 las dr0gas ❗❗❗LA MENTE 😭🌿 LAS DR0GAS ❗😡 LA MENTE☠️❗⚠️

They're high,😩⚠️They're high😍⚠️They have✋🤯✨dr0gas ⚡💥dr0gas ⚡💥 las dr0gas ❗❗❗LA MENTE 😭🌿 LAS DR0GAS ❗😡 LA MENTE☠️❗⚠️

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Oui Oui Je Veux De La Baguette Pour Te Frapper Avec

' Yes yes I want baguette to whack you with it ' in French

Frenchmen: Oui Oui Je Veux De La Baguette Pour Te Frapper Avec!
Person 1 : AAAAHHHH GOTTA RUN

Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Clito Ruiz y Picasso

Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Clito Ruiz y Picasso is the emoticon face that visited the LGBTQ+ scratch studio (AKA the Gaehive) in June of 2021. He seems to use he/they pronouns. This is Pablo: (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)

Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Clito Ruiz y Picasso is our god.

Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso

A Renaissance painter who didn't really do his job all that well. Oh, and he had a really long name.

"Aw, Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso!"

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Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.

A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis

Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.

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La Beef

Everything is $69 and the chef likes to roast people.

I went to La Beef last night and ordered the stew. It was moldy but the chef said my eyes were buggy