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An alternative, dirty version of Rock Paper Scissors. The game goes sock beats jar, jar beats paper and paper beats sock.
The loser has to swallow the winner's cum from the item they won with.
Joe: Hey mate, wanna play Sock Paper Jar?
Larry: Sure buddy, but I warn ya, my cum jar is filled to the brim.
A community masturbation sock in a frat house.
Someone didn't wash the pool sock!
When you are just so mad at something, you can’t help but want to blend your socks
The act of putting socks in the blender due to rage
That post was so idiotic it made me want to blend my socks
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A reusable, absorbent sock saved for the sole purpose of slipping over the penis while masturbating.
I feel like rubbing one out. Where is my trusty juice sock?
Sock shooing is when you chase a sock around the room naked with jam on your nipples
Jerry stop sock shooing you're wasting all the fucking jam
“Oh Dobby’s Sock!”
“Do not use foul mouth words! It says here in the rule book, no wizard swears! You are hearby expelled! I expect you to pack your things and head onto the train back to london!”
They love playing football ⚽ and they are a total simp . They don't know if they like Margarita's more than Amal's .
THEY TOUGHT THEY WERE BEING CALLED SUN GUY FOR ALMOST 4 MONTHS ☀.
THEY LOVE BOYS MORE THAN FOOTBALL .
They don't like to play with their little sisters . 😥
Me - hey look behind you it is sock guy !!! 🧦
MY BFF - Hiiii Sock Guy
SOCK GUY - STOP CALLING ME SUN GUY !!!!!!!!!!!