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Austin, Texas<333
Home of SXSW(South by Southwest) and ACL(Austin City Limits Music Festival), 2 HUGE music festivals.
SXSW is so huge, you better be planning your trip quite awhile before, for hotels get filled up fast.
Down hur, you can find GOOD live music any day of the year.
Yeah, down in the ATX we got it good.
Dude from a band(talking to his band) "Dude, we got to get into SXSW in the Live Music Capital Of The World"
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1) - A reference to the belief some hold that America and its military police the world, sticking them in business they have no place being in and interfering with foreign affairs of other countries.
2) - A hilarious movie by Trey Parker and Matt Stone involving marionette puppets that lampoons the aforementioned defnition.
1) - "Why is Team America here again? We can handle our own business!"
2) - "I saw Team America last night. Americaaa...fuck yeah!"
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This is when a team wins the World Series due to a COVID shorten season and injured opponents(not a real World Series ring).
The Dodgers won the World Series against the Tampa bay rays. The were crowned the Mickey Mouse World Series champions.
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The one that you love and care about, the one that you will never ever betray. The one girl in your kife that you know will always be with you and will never hurt you in any way. She will be the one that you think about every moment of every day, and you will always look forward to being with her. You will never lie to her and will give your very heart and soul to her. If she is the one most beautiful girl in the world, she will take your secrets, your sorrows, your joys, your very heart and soul, and she will keep it safe and cherish it forever. She will always love you and you should always love her back. She should be the one that you will always be there for. Treat her like she is a goddess and never turn away, because if you do, she might vanish forever. Do all of this, because beauty is not just skin deep, it is what you do with her that makes her beautiful. Make this choice wisely, because iif you don't, you might ruin your whole life. Make a good decision like i have. I am inspired to say this because of the most beautiful gerl in the world to me. I love you Ashley!
Love,
William
Guy 1: Dude, who is the most beautiful girl in the world to you?
Guy 2: Man, its gotta be Ashley!
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A political buzzphrase used as a rhetorical talking-point in a power-grabbing or liberty-destroying attempt to diminish or subvert the civil libertarian, responsible, and democratic character of a community, group, or society.
The honoring of civil liberty, presumption of innocence and good faith, privacy, and freedom of speech and expression cannot be tolerated because we live in a post 9/11 world.
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Absolutely one of the worst shows to ever grace my TV. I watched one episode of it once and ended up having diarrhea for the rest of the week.
The episode was about that curly haired dipshit (Cory I think) and his girlfriend, Potango, dripping over each other and telling their parents how much they wanted to fuck each other. It was more like watching a soap opera as opposed to a sitcom. I did not laugh even once, or crack a smile for that matter during the whole thirty minutes it was on.
Generally you're supposed to care about the characters in a TV show. I, however, was all for cutting all their heads off with a spoon. Avoid watching this travesty.
This is what the entire show is about:
Curly-haired dipshit: I love you.
Potango: I love you.
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This is ment in the name of you loving everyone in the world. What it means is that you will always have a great life and experience love and enjoyment to your spirit or actual life.
E.g.i love everyone in the world. I will have a great life.