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When this finally happens it will be the most awesome thing ever. Larry Bird Shit will be Wheel-of-Fortune's last before and after before the world ends.
Contestant 1: I'll take L for 100.
Contestant 2: I'll take R for 300.
Sajak: There we go.....3 Rs.
Contestant 3: I'd like to buy a vowel....I
Sajak: Ok....2 Is.
Contestant 1: I'd like to solve the puzzle....Larry Bird Shit.
*BOOM* World ends in an instant.
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A phrase that describes more Republican members of Congress. These Birds of a Featherflock together-behind bars!
Tom Delay, Duke Cunningham and Scooter Libby are Jail Birds of a Feather.
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Someone who is so light skinned, that they are almost translucent much like a baby bird.
Michael is so white that I can see his veins, he's a real baby bird skin.
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A human female that happens to be ugly in appearance.
Last night I rode a mobility scooter bird for a few hours after getting hammered at the local pub... now it hurts when I pee.
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Hottest girl on the block otherwise known as Allison
Check out that nor cal bird
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a sickness such as a cold, cough, fever, or random other sickness that you come down with 1 -3 days after coming into contact with musician/actor Jared Leto, drummer Shannon Leto, guitarist Tomo Milicevic, fill in bassist Tim Kelleher, former bass player Matt Wachter, or any other member of the crew for the band 30 Seconds To Mars. This illness's origin is unknown, but is rumored to be caused by germs that are transfered to you from said people, who originally got it from jet-setting across the world and coming into contact with lots of fans, groupies, skanks, media personnel, and other celebrities. It's virtually a sickness cesspool.
1: "Man, I feel sick."
2: "It could be Leto bird-flu, you did just get back from that 30 seconds to mars concert."
1: "True. I feel like puking."
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