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When a nigga get a boner from needing to take a leak, or needs to take a piss while watching explicit boner inducing content. When wanked, piss will often come out slowly, and after cumming, a male may spend up to 20 minutes slowly letting out small amounts of piss.
*Wakes up with a piss boner*
Person 1: Damn, I need a piss, better go take it before I do my morning porn fap
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When a man has a boner he just can't satisfy, or one that keeps coming back, usually a side effect of too much Viagra, or seeing my face.
"Man, I took too much Viagra, and she's been here nonstop for about a week, total consta-boner!"
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When you attain an erection at an inopportune moment
I hate popping a boner while I poo.
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When a guy has big balls and a small {penis} and it looks like a {pumpkin} when he is {erect}.
Susie: Last {night} I was gonna {fuck} Johnny a he had a total pumpkin boner, so I got my ass outta there.
Claire: Ewww, sick.
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A corona boner is another word for boner. You get it from watching pornographic videos of people infected with the new virus called corona virus.
Also can be a boner from people that have the virus (non sexual)
I was just watching this video on pornhub and it gave me a corona virus.
I don’t know bro, but I keep getting the corona boner from people with the virus.
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A public erection which is noticed only by close contact (Usually during 'dirty dancing' or 'freaking.') The boner is concealed from sight by thick jeans or slacks and is only identified upon feel/touch, usually when a girl is grinding on a guy while dancing.
"That guy I was just dancing with totally got a Denim Boner!"
"Kelly likes dancing at the club; she enjoys the attention and giving guys Denim Boners."
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The act of placing either of your elbows forward while using your free arm for support, and running full speed into another person's back, preferably above their ass (No one wants ass on their arms). Remember to add insult to injury by shouting, "Elephant boner!" when the deed is done.
Not suspecting a thing, Ted willingly turned his back on Greg, only to be rewarded with a stern elephant boner to the kidney.
Greg: ELEPHANT BONER! HAAA ha ha ha haaa!!!
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