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The Chocolate/Bacon Theory (CBT) states that if you present any food that does not already contain either chocolate or bacon (as this would contradict the Unified Theory of Chocolate and Bacon), its taste will be prominent or non-altered when adding said foods.
Chocolate/Bacon Theory Equation:
f + cb >= f
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The sexual act in which the male inserts his testicles into his partner's anus, where he/she will shit them out. Then the male takes his now fecally coated scrotum, and use it as a bludgeoning tool on said partner, hitting them repeatedly in the face. Counts should be yelled out loud, preferably in a somwhat Irish/Scottish accent. Giggles are permitted.
Glenn: I gave Jill a chocolate punching bag. I got up to 32 before she passed out and my bruises became inbearable. Not a night I will soon forget.
Ben: Epic.
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A white chocolate surprise is when a man ejaculates in a woman's anus, licks out a mixture of excrement and semen with his tongue, and deposits it in her vagina whilst eating her out.
"Did you see that video? Max Hardcore does a white chocolate surprise on that bitch."
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A sugary, chocolaty, very tasty, mildly alcoholic girl drink for those who want to drink, but can't stand the taste of alcohol.
Dude, I can see your vagina from here. Finish that damn drink. It's a chocolate choo-choo and tastes like dessert.
That chocolate choo-choo is mainly made up of sugar and air, no wonder it's tasty.
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The uncircumsized penis of an African American male. When the foreskin is pulled back, the action resembles that of the well known Push Pop Candy.
Jeff picked up a chick at the club and took her to his car to get a blow job. She engulfed his Chocolate Push Pop until he blew his load.
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This is a simple thing that has taught LA a lesson. White Chocolate Merlin is a powerhouse that can't be stopped!
I was out kicking it yesterday and White Chocolate Merlin approached and took my girl. I think he got her pregnant!
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when you drink too much chocolate milk and get a stomach ache
bobby: my stomach hurts from drinking too much chocolate milk last night
drew: you got the chocolate milk belly?
bobby: hell yeah
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