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John: Hey, why does Christian have such smooth legs?
Greg: Oh he shaves them every day
skinny white guy that happens to get all the women
girl have heard about that guy Christian omg he can have my kids.
christian is the most caring person you could ever meet. he will always make sure you're comfortable and safe with him. he's the meaning of perfect, you can hardly find flaws in him. he will always be there for you and make sure you're alright. he will make sure to help you whenever you're struggling. christian always comes up with the cutest nicknames for other people. he's really easy to talk to and is really honest. at the end of the day he will always be the sweetest person you'll ever meet. <3
"you know the known christian guy?"
"the one who's always handsome?"
"yep, him"
nice,alsome,cool,perfect,best friend <3
christian is the most prefect person ever <3
christian is a gorgeous man with a giant dumper. his ass is the biggest around and has all the ladies talking about it for days on end. it is so big you’ll even dream about it for weeks.
damn did you see christian’s ass
They love Jesus. Yeah that's it. At times, homophobic people like to go by this name as well as Pedophiles, but the normal ones are ok.
Nick: Karl, Are you Christian?
Karl: Yeah, why :D?
Nick: But you know i'm gay right?
Karl:...ok, and?
Nick: I thought you guys hate us
Karl: nah idk who started that stereotype
The biggies dick you will ever see and best sex ever
Christian has a huge dick