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garbage dick

Garbage dick is a name you call someone who will fuck anything with 2 legs and a pulse. He has no standards and it will be apparent after you see the nasty bitches that he's hooked up with.

Brian: "Did you see that hot piece of ass I just got with?"

Justin: "Damn dude, I think that girl was passed out...and 16...and part monkey...you're such a garbage dick"

Brian: "I know, I'm the man!"

by Justin Jones May 22, 2006


Dick Face

When someone is being a ass to you or the people around them.

I cant stand when Tim is Being a Dick Face it just pisses me off No need to be a jerk.

by Ms Sweets February 06, 2010


chinese dick

Despite many, esspecialy ignorant people think, Chinese dicks are rather big than small.
It's a rumor made up by a white guy after I slept with his girlfriend, that Chinese people have small dicks.

Your Penis size depends on how tall you are, a person who 's

5"5' will mostly have a shorter penis than a person who's

6"2' for example, so it depends on how tall you are, and not your race.
So not all Chinese Dicks are small, as I said before, it depends on your length.

by Doctor Paul Lennon October 14, 2010


Backup Dick

When a girl keeps a guy-friend around incase her current relationship goes wrong, she always has some dick.

Stew and I are kinda rocky right know, how you been backup dick?

by MrZero May 05, 2009


Jesus dick

Dick so good that it heals all of your ailments

Girl: I thought you weren't going out tonight because you had a headache

Friend: I wasn't but then I hit up Ryan... He got that Jesus dick

by Dagger23 March 02, 2014


Dick Happy

1.a girl that so happy just to talk to a boy.look at a boy.or even smell anything like a boy.
2.a girl intrested in a boy that dont like her.
3.all on somebody prize peice.

number three may be also known as Dick Whopping.

1."Damn i mean was you so dick happy for that boy."
2."She so dick happy, he burped in her face and she smilied"
3."Why you keep talking about her shoes..stop Dick Whopping you Dick Happy ass bitch!"

by Kay.Baby October 02, 2007


pixie dick

A dick that is tiny and pixie like, can be found on a specky bowl cut cunt.

"Listen here you specky, bowl cut cunt, your going to Hogwarts"

"Suck my pixie dick, Hagrid!!"

by Harrypixie69 April 04, 2017