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When someone cancels or pulls the plug on something (date, appointment, project, etc) at the last minute. In honor of Miley Cyrus canceling her Charlotte, NC concert just 30 minutes before it was supposed to start.
I got mileyed by my boss today. I've been working on this project for months.
Person 1: Secret?
Me: No, Follow Me. You Got Trolled.
When a group of mussels have very weak muscles so you decide to point it out.
Bro: Bro these mussels don't got muscles at all they are so weak man.
Mussels: You know we can hear you bro, right?
Bro: Well for starters I don't care and for seconds I'm gonna eat you anyways so time to dig in I guess!
Mussels: WAIT NO NO-
In Messaging, a subtle inquiry as to whether the other party composes text at the same speed he or she composes thoughts.
This is not a trick question. It's a week late, where's my package... (long pause) Cat got your thumb?
In Messaging, a subtle inquiry as to whether the other party composes text and thoughts at the same crawl.
This is not a trick question (long pause)... Cat got your thumb?
A 'fact got' is a slang for the word 'faggot'. A 'fact got' is what straight— often times— southern white boys use when they're too afraid to say faggot.
They normally comment 'fact got' under videos of homosexual relationships. Most people who use this are meaning it in a derogatory light, which shows they don't understand how to let other people be fucking happy.
But if a gay person is to use this, it's okay because they're gay. That's a given.
Under a lesbian couple video, comments like this.
- "you two are fact gots"
- "a real life fact got"
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