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a smiling pile of chocolate soft serve ice cream with no cone melting on the ground in the speech bubbles of your text messages.
You are a poop emoji 💩
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When you walk into the bathroom to take a poop and someone that you don't want to see you poop is going pee. So instead of going into the stall, you pretend to pee next to them and make small talk until they leave, then you rush in the stall and tend to your poomergency.
Guy 1: What took you so long?
Guy 2: I busted a crazy poop juke on my boss and almost shit my pants in the process.
Guy 1: Well done, Emmitt Smith
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When you tear up while taking a dump. Usually it's a hardy, satisfying poop that makes you have poop tears.
This is such a nice poop I have poop tears
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When you sit around all the time with a shitty look on your face! Like your ALWAYS mad about somthin.
Look at Keenan over there looking all POOP FACE!
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The ring in your butt when its shitty
dude your poop a loop (butthole) smells!!
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When you announce you have pooped and then pooped agian
Johnny: brb poop
jimmy: okokok!!
Later.....
Johnny: blah blah blah
jimmy:blah blah blah
Johnny: BRB double poop
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