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Slang people use in West Virginia that refers to ones belly button.
Something mothers will say to teach their children to wash inside their belly button good.
Also used in story telling with children, to include them in it, to spark imagination.
Slang a man would use if he needed to talk about his belly button.
Woman:You have some lint right there where the indian shot ya!
Man: Aw hell, thanks for lettin me know.
Mother: You better wash where the Indian shot you!
Child: Where? (and then mother shows him his belly button and says right there, you dont remember?! -Child always says, oh yea, I remember...) lol
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When a man pulls out and without moving forward still gets his cum on a woman's face.
If I knew you would be so mad about the half court shot I was have just given you a cream-pie
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In basketball, a field goal that is behind the arc (long distance) and thus worth three points instead of two. The 3 point shot originated in the American Basketball Association before it was adopted by the NCAA and NBA.
Louie put up a 3 point shot from 23 feet, and hit it, to turn a 2 point deficit into a 1 point lead for his team.
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Han Solo shot first.
Who shot first?" is a phrase used by Star Wars fans to refer to a controversial change made to a scene in Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope. In the original theatrical version of the film, Solo shoots Greedo under the table and Greedo dies without firing a shot. The scene was modified for the 1997 re-release to feature Han using his weapon in retaliation after Greedo fires at him; the latter rather implausibly missing Han at point-blank range (<2 meters away). Thus, the phrase "Who shot first?" is a retort to director George Lucas' explicit cinematographic assertion that "Greedo shot first.
Peter: I saw episode IV the other day, and I swear Greedo didn't shoot first in the original. Who shot first?
James (fanboy): Han Solo shot first.
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To jerk off and then shoot your cum in a shot glass and fill the remainder space with tequila and then have a woman drink it. Most women claim to be disgusted by this practice. But it is my sincere belief that most women are closet tequila cum shot drinkers. After a few beers or cocktails, most prove to be avid and thirsty tequila cum shot drinkers. Try it out.
I had a lot of fun at your mom's house the other night. She got so drunk, I was able to get her to do a tequila cum shot. I love your mom!
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When you blow your chances of getting any action after a date with your girlfriend.
Tye: Why did Ritchie's girlfriend just pour her drink over him?
Zane: He just shot himself in the dick by telling her to shut up for a while.
Ritchie: Hey Guys : D
Tye: Dude.. You're so pathetic!
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