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A suggestive way of telling your woman you want to have sexual intercourse outdoors
Legs up under the stars, look at Venus while we can see Uranus
I'm horny, it's getting late, I can't take you home tonight and we're in such a romantic spot...would you mind laying under the stars tonight?
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well, in the movie spanglish, adam sandler, and his movie wife, have sex over his 4 star restaurant review. and the wife had such an intense orgasm we decided to make another word for sex. u c, its a euphamnisnmin.....wtv.!
me: i soooo wanna 4star patty, but she wants to four star philip....*sigh* i am doooooOOOOOmed
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Star Platinum: Za Hando
The act of beating your meat so fast and so hard that your dick gets erased from reality
Friend: asks me what will do on Valentine's Day* Me: star platinum : za hando
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the worst season of total drama where they completely derailed all the characters and made it their worst season yet
“dude did you watch total drama all stars”
“yeah it sucked how they changed gwen and duncan’s character”
A bisexual who has never had sex with the opposite gender (i.e bisexual man never had sex with a woman and vice-versa).
I'm a bisexual male, but I've never slept with a woman, so right now I'm a gold star bisexual.
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It's a Disney xd cartoon show. Star Butterfly is a magical princess from the dimension of Mewni. On her 14th birthday, she receives the family heirloom wand. Due to the fact she doesn't know how to handle her magic, her parents decide that a safer option is to send her to Earth as a foreign exchange student. She befriends Marco Diaz (possible future boyfriend) and lives with his family while attending Echo Creek Academy. Star and Marco must deal with everyday school life while protecting Star's wand from falling into the hands of Ludo, a villain from Mewni who commands an army of monsters. Star and the folks from Mewni are able to travel across dimensions using "dimensional scissors" that can open portals.
Star vs the forces of evil is in hiatus, and I'm bored now.
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the star of homestarrunner.com and he also astupid fool
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