Random
Source Code
Random
when u got a pb time in cubing you say this ¡MOM I GOT A PEEEEEBEEEEEE!
mom i got a pb:
you are solving a cube and boom you got a peebeee of 6.666 and you scream as noisly as you can: ¡mom i got a peeebeee!
When someone cancels or pulls the plug on something (date, appointment, project, etc) at the last minute. In honor of Miley Cyrus canceling her Charlotte, NC concert just 30 minutes before it was supposed to start.
I got mileyed by my boss today. I've been working on this project for months.
Person 1: Secret?
Me: No, Follow Me. You Got Trolled.
When a group of mussels have very weak muscles so you decide to point it out.
Bro: Bro these mussels don't got muscles at all they are so weak man.
Mussels: You know we can hear you bro, right?
Bro: Well for starters I don't care and for seconds I'm gonna eat you anyways so time to dig in I guess!
Mussels: WAIT NO NO-
In Messaging, a subtle inquiry as to whether the other party composes text at the same speed he or she composes thoughts.
This is not a trick question. It's a week late, where's my package... (long pause) Cat got your thumb?
In Messaging, a subtle inquiry as to whether the other party composes text and thoughts at the same crawl.
This is not a trick question (long pause)... Cat got your thumb?