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hand gesture formed by placing the hand palm up with the thumb and fingers bent as though holding a cylindrical object (such as a dick). Generally the "air dick" is pointed at the mouth of a person. Ideally this is done while the person is yawning chewing or slurping.
noun - Bob was yawning and I gave him the air dick.
verb- as Bob was yawning I air dicked him.
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Anon: Dear /b/, I tell you that I love you and that your the only one for me...What do you do??
Anon: Dick or GTFO
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Garbage dick is a name you call someone who will fuck anything with 2 legs and a pulse. He has no standards and it will be apparent after you see the nasty bitches that he's hooked up with.
Brian: "Did you see that hot piece of ass I just got with?"
Justin: "Damn dude, I think that girl was passed out...and 16...and part monkey...you're such a garbage dick"
Brian: "I know, I'm the man!"
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When someone is being a ass to you or the people around them.
I cant stand when Tim is Being a Dick Face it just pisses me off No need to be a jerk.
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Despite many, esspecialy ignorant people think, Chinese dicks are rather big than small.
It's a rumor made up by a white guy after I slept with his girlfriend, that Chinese people have small dicks.
Your Penis size depends on how tall you are, a person who 's
5"5' will mostly have a shorter penis than a person who's
6"2' for example, so it depends on how tall you are, and not your race.
So not all Chinese Dicks are small, as I said before, it depends on your length.
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When a girl keeps a guy-friend around incase her current relationship goes wrong, she always has some dick.
Stew and I are kinda rocky right know, how you been backup dick?
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Dick so good that it heals all of your ailments
Girl: I thought you weren't going out tonight because you had a headache
Friend: I wasn't but then I hit up Ryan... He got that Jesus dick
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