cluster fuck

a job or situation where nothing seems to be finished and/or complete or Repaired. 2a gathering of situations or episodes in a short time all failing.

This entire job has been a total cluster fuck. Nothing's gone right!

Sub-Fuck

Sub-Fuck. A term used to describe the act of having Anal either beside or behind an open Subway resturant.

Person 1: Wanna go out to dinner?
Person 2:No, but wanna Sub-Fuck?
Person 1:Sure!

I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL MYSELF

You're so fed up and frustrated, to a state where "I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL MYSELF!!!" seems like the only proper response to the situation. Sometimes followed by "In Minecraft." to censor, show insincerity, or make it seem less concerning.

I've been on hold with Veterans Affair for 3 hours, I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL MYSELF!

merry go fuck yourself

An expression used when replying to someone else's good news or moment during conversation to express your complete disgust in their happiness

Did you see my drive? It definitely was like your shitty drive.

Yea it was, Merry go fuck yourself

dick fuck shitty ass

Used to express anger or some fucking persons

"What the dick fuck shitty ass!You fucking idiot spill coffee on me?!"

Jungle fuck

What my phone auto corrects jungkook to

I now call jungkook jungle fuck

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fingering the fuck out of german women

When you find German females ina beach and you want to make them wetter then the Atlantic Ocean

Holy shit your fingering the fuck out of German women

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