A term used to describe a unbelievably funny moment that would cause you to die from laughing.
Man 1: *tells a hilarious joke*
Man 2: HAHAHAHA Donkey Eating Figs bro
Man 1: *Fucking dies*
the act of using a anime figurine to pleasure oneself analy while cosplaying as the same character as the figurine
“David you dweeb stop Figging with your Gojo figure!”
The process of sticking a fig up your ass
What surprised that it was real!
(I only figging when my dad is around) sorry
figgy socky :3 silly silly sock fig
I love you fig socks :3
"Fig Newts" a substitute for saying "figures". Primarily used when one does something they are infamous for or an event that is most likely to occur to oneself
"got drunk last night and slept with some random shrimp, and I didnt even get her name!!"
-RORY
"Fig Newts"
-PAM
A word to describe how cuteshorty loves the nigger dick
nigga dick is the greatest dick in the world digga fig
A small/minimal cover/pretext/justification to undertake an action.
Derived from Genesis 3:7, where Adam and Eve hid their genitals with fig leaves to cover their nakedness.
He doesn't have even a fucking fig leaf to hide behind...
They are clinging to this fig leaf and playing dumb...