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Planting the Fig Tree

The action of inserting one's erect penis in to the anus of their partner

"Yeah man, I totally planted the fig tree in her last night"
"If I'm lucky I'll be planting the fig tree tonight"

by AntiCommunistAction April 09, 2021


Fig the wig

angry woman who is on her period

my wife today went fig the wig mode

by randomreddituser January 02, 2023


fig socks

figgy socky :3 silly silly sock fig

I love you fig socks :3

by pinocchiop biggest fan December 20, 2022


fig leaf

A small/minimal cover/pretext/justification to undertake an action.

Derived from Genesis 3:7, where Adam and Eve hid their genitals with fig leaves to cover their nakedness.

He doesn't have even a fucking fig leaf to hide behind...

They are clinging to this fig leaf and playing dumb...

by theskyishigh November 26, 2019


digga fig

A word to describe how cuteshorty loves the nigger dick

nigga dick is the greatest dick in the world digga fig

by alksdjflakjdslfksdf July 11, 2008


I AIN'T FIGGING

It is a truism that says, I AIN'T KIDDING. I FIGGED in new ways.

To FIG is to have hot food SEX with your ASSHOLE or I AIN'T FIGGING as EATING SHIT with your ORAL CAVITY is ORAL FIGGING because it comes down to where each HOLES these normally belong to in the FIRST PLACE which means I AIN'T FIGGING as HAPPY FIGGING.

by INSERT CAREFULLY September 10, 2021


Fig Newts

"Fig Newts" a substitute for saying "figures". Primarily used when one does something they are infamous for or an event that is most likely to occur to oneself

"got drunk last night and slept with some random shrimp, and I didnt even get her name!!"

-RORY

"Fig Newts"

-PAM

by *PJP* May 31, 2011