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fixed speed camera

1. A politically correct form of government tax.

2. A device located at a statistically safe location, but where the 85th percentile road speed is more than the legally posted speed limit.

3. A device that is used to automate a portion of busy police officers' work. So they have more time to eat doughnuts.

"If we put up another tax, the people will have a fit"
"That's OK, just put up another speed camera"

by jt July 13, 2003

2πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


ill bring the camera

when girls joke or say that there gonna do some lesbian action and tell you about it, you say "ill bring the camera"

"me and lianna are gonna be sex partners at the warped tour" chelsea,"ill bring the camera"myers

"lets all go have a threesome in the back"-lianna,"ill bring the camera"myers

by matt myers April 6, 2003

4πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Rich Kids with Nice Cameras

Those kids who think they can be a photographer just because their parents bought them an expensive camera and they know how to change eye color in photoshop.

Yo, check out these modeling pics of my friend...isn't she hot!!?

nah dude...she just looks hot because she got one of those rich kids with nice cameras to take her pictures.

by RKwNC February 19, 2011

14πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


lights camera ghostbusters!

On the Universal Studios mug, someone decided it was necessary to put the word GHOSTBUSTERS! after camera instead of Action! And it pisses me off.

Lights, Camera, Ghostbusters! Jaws, King Kong, Nickelodeon Studios, Earthquake, Action

by Cds January 18, 2004

3πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


North Dakota Meat Camera

A pin sized web camera inserted into the eye of a penis facing outwards that has a live stream running 24 hours a day.

That North Dakota meat camera I installed yesterday was the best investment I ever made. Now you see what my dick sees.

by Drpun May 17, 2009

20πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Meet Me At Camera Three

Made popular by the Daily Show with Jon Stewart. When you have a one on one conversation with someone where you blatantly criticize their decisions or ethics.

"Lisa, you can't keep kicking puppies. Meet me at camera three."

by markismyfish January 27, 2007

46πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


national tip on the camera day

march 14th is national slap ur tip on the camera day. celebrate by sending ur girl a vid of u slapping ur tip on the camera

gf: β€œits national tip on the camera day!”
bf: *sends vid of him slapping the tip on the camera*

by uuvor March 13, 2022