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When a male sits on his hand until numb then has a wank so it feels like someone else is doing it.
I felt particularly lonely so i had a phantom wank, to pretend i have a friend.
A supposed paranormal apparition who often causes feces to disappear immediately following defecation.
"I was taking a shit and when I looked down to see the monstrous log I had created, it was gone! Nowhere to be seen!"
"Dude that sounds like you've been visited by The Ass Phantom"
"Spooky!!!"
When you're having sex with a young lady in the style of doggy and you're about to cum, you spit on her back to make her think you came, then unload on her face when she turns around.
I was having dirty backdoor sex with this chick last tuesday afternoon and unleashed the phantom blizzard on her. I don't think she's gonna call me any more.
The finest drum corps to ever step onto a field. Class, elegance, passion, and power.
Did you see Phantom Regiment last week? Yeah man, that shit was Elite. 70 BMF. I want to try out. The other corps were okay I guess...but the Blue Devils sucked.
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A poo that hides behind the U bend of the toilet, therefore leaving only its phantom essence.
As I stared down in bewilderment down my empty toilet, the thought occured to me that I must have had a phantom poo.
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A maneuver which a male engaged in vaginal intercourse attempts to stealthily swap into anal intercourse with minimal resistence from the female.
So I was totally having sex with this chick and decided to bring out the phantom swap. It didn't go over well.
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One of Nick's best shows ever!! Has one of the largest followings in the channels history and is really one of the most relateable shows actually on telivision!
Danny Phantom Rocks everyone's socks!
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