waldo wine

Is wine that your to drunk to find but is right next to you. Or in plain site

Yo I can’t find my wine. It must be Waldo wine

Wine Growers

1. A delicious summertime cocktail containing 65% cheap wine and 45% fruit-flavoured Cider . While the recipe calls strictly for white wine, the flavour of Cider can vary (excluding Pomegranate). The cocktail's namesake is the "Growers" brand of apple cider, but some connoisseurs prefer the "Okanagan Premium" brand to "Growers".

"Zoe went to get some Okanagan Premium for the Wine Growers."
"Thanks for the delicious batch of Wine Growers, Kevin!"
"I can't believe Peter didn't like the Wine Growers, what a snob!"
"Ted, Lindsay and Lisa all had too much Wine Growers."
"Let's bring a bottle of Wine Growers on the bus with us; what could possibly go wrong?"

Wakey Wines

a place where you get a prime bottle for £100

Susan, I'm going to Wakey Wines to gets some prime

wine monster

When one has too much red wine, and lips are stained purple, and begins to spill secrets and shouting absurd statements resulting in awkward moments and/ or laughs. A hangover usually occurs the following day.

"Man, Lisa sure was a wine monster last night when she said Kate and Jack should get back together in front of Jack and his friends."

"Hey Dave, I heard you were a wine monster last night."
"Yeah, I was so drunk and falling all over the place."

Ducks wine

It’s water , you thirsty bitch .

“Can I have a drink?” “Yeah , treat yourself to some ducks wine”

Wine Rack

a term to describe a lady who has imbibed far too much alcohol and is now unknowingly showing her breasts to all and sundry.

Jo: who on earth is that drunk girl?

Emma: no idea but she totally has her wine rack out.

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bruck wine

to start dancing, or break out into a dance, like you would at a jamaican dancehall

the selecta (dj) started playing a tune, and everybody in the place just bruck wine.

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