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n. the act of receiving a painful and intentional bite during fellatio; refers to a doublecross
When she found out I was cheating, she gave me the 1, 2 Teddy and now the doctors say the bite marks will leave scars!
He said he'd come through with the money, but at the last minute he gave me the 1,2 Teddy and now I'm broke.
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You've all been taken in by an elaborate scam. The clue is in the dump, which just isn't authentic. It's probably a mixture of coffe cream cake filling and crunchy peanut butter. She's cleaned out her bowels first before introducing it, and because it is in such quantity, and is an alien product, her rectum is desperate to be rid of it. That is why she has no control over its ejection and it comes out so rapidly. The only kind of real dump that would expel so rapidly would be diarrhoea which would be a lot more fluid.
Re the puking - provided they regurgitate it immediately after swallowing it wouldn't contain any gastric juices, and would just about be palatable to the other girl, but all three times most of it misses the other girl's mouth and goes down her front anyway. Remember they could have many attempts at this before editing.
Other scams are the guy jizzing half a gallon onto a girls face (done with a tube held under his dick, to produce yoghurt or similar) and the guy still alive after being cut in half by a train. He is so obviously positioned between the sleepers where the ballast has been removed to accomodate his legs. If it had been true the push bars in front of the wheels would have rolled him and made it very messy.
2 girls 1 cup scam. Don't be so ready to believe what you see on the internet.
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being sad to close a chapter
but also happy to open a new one
its what happens sometimes in life
and so many have gone through this before me
its manageable achievable desirable
I cannot think of anything making me happier
and i am aware that there is no guarantee for a result as in 1+1=2
but i like to think there is
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A manga that can't make up it's mind on whether it's Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, or Korean. There is still debate as to it's origins. 1/2 Prince was originally a novel, adopted into manga form. It is staged in the future, and is about a girl who is provoked by her brother into playing a virtual reality game (in which you actually exist in the game) so she can prove girls are not as weak as he says. Because she is the first player, the creators of the game - on her request - change her character into a boy. Her avatar is extremely hot (known as a bishie) and imidiately attracts attention from the female community. The manga continues, focusing on Prince's (the main character's name in-game) growing popularity and his/her growing, soap opera-esque social issues.
God, 1/2 Prince is so much like my life; I'm a transexual with a gay guy and a confused cousin of mine trying to get with me.
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*Punches Ossian in the dick*
Ossian: What the fuck!
Me: Full Send.
Friend: I had to use the 3-4 Mcgregor on him.
Me: Bitch ass, the 1-2 Mayweather is clearly more surperior.
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Cop: Cop stands for "Cockmongoling Overdressed Pigs."
The Law: The Law stands for "Lulzworthy, Assholic Wanker." The Cops enforce the law; fucking pigs.
Cop: It's my duty to be a "Cockmongoling, Overdressed Pig." I help enforce the law because it's my job.
Me: You know what L.A.W stands for? It stands for "Lulzworthy, Assholic Wanker."
Cop: You're under arrest for indecent language.
Me: Fuck You!
Cop: Put your hands behind your back.
Me: Cool! 2 definitions in 1.
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A heartwarming documentary for the whole family. Themes and life lessons include: sharing, trust, palatable, ass chowder. In short, two same-sex baristas in a loving, long-term, committed, and consensual relationship get creative when they realize the refrigerator is out of service.
โSweetheart I forgot to grab groceries againโ
โNo biggie weโll just 2 girls 1 cup it again tonightโ
โlove you hunโ
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