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sock to knob ratio, days out of the week that you're unable to sleep in your dorm because your roommate is having sex in your bed, often indicated by a sock on the doorknob.
"Hey, pat, you look tired, what's up?"
"my roommate's giving me a 4:7 s:k ratio"
"ouch dude"
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The ratio of tits to ass on a woman, with the optimal ratio being 1/3 tits to 2/3 ass.
Brielle has a nice asspect ratio.
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The ratio of carbonated water to the syrup in a drink. If the ratio of carbonation to syrup is high then there is less flavor.
Rahm (to new guy): Is that what I asked for? If you waste my time, you waste the people's time.
New guy (aside to Rahm's assistant): It's just a Diet Coke.
Rahm's assistant: No way. The fizz ratio in McD's Diet Coke is perfect-soft on the bubbles. It's exactly the way Uncle Barry likes it.
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a ratio comparing the attractiveness of a girl's vagina to that of her asshole, it is not meant to be interpreted mathematically but in more of an expressionistic style
"How was your hookup last night?"
"It was terrible, she totally had a 1:1 contrast ratio."
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A girl cannot have massive boobs and a small butt, but they also can't have small boobs and a massive butt. So test them on the HBB ratio. It gets amazing results (Y)
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A basis for comparing dick sizes. A fundamental source and end point for these comparisons to be justified from.
An american to a belgian. "It's a priori man My dick is bigger than yours ratio cognoscendi"
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Sexual encounters per day equal to one's age divided by number of days in birth month.
I exceeded my Golden Ratio per day in June and might need July to recover.
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