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A giant faggot. Might be best grill.
Neon Mondays is a faggot
A traditional holiday often celebrated on r/Amphibia, to show our appreciation for Marcy Wu, one of the characters in Amphibia.
“Dude it’s Marcy Monday!”
“Oh my frog! I’m so excited!”
Triple Monday is actually the Tuesday following a holiday weekend, but a day that has three times the shittiness of a normal Monday, because (1) it's still the first day of the work week, (2) it comes following what's likely an overly relaxed and/or fun weekend thus amplifying the effects, and (3) upon arrival at work you're faced with fitting a full week's work into the four remaining days.
It was a great Memorial Day weekend, but now I'm facing a Triple Monday when I get back to work.
the sussiest and most depressive day of the week.
OMG! I DIDN'T REALIZE IT WAS MOGUS MONDAY TODAY. I HAVE A TEST DUE TODAY. IM SO SUSSY😭😭😭😭.
1. Common disease among many, mostly seen in students and employees, which refers to the feeling of not wanting to exist on a Monday morning.
Mainly caused by pulling all-nighters gaming or watching football, and often accompanied by symptoms such as sleeplessness, depression, and the feeling of impending doom.
Max: So sleepy that i almost overdosed on coffee. Mondays suck.
Lucas: Relatable. Monday Blues man, Monday Blues.
STD monday is the best day of the week in the army. On that day, you get to have sex with anyone you want (hint, STD). It's usually on a Monday and tons of babies are conceived with in that time frame.
Stacey: OMG, I had sex with Phil on STD Monday and now I'm pregnant!
Tara: You shoulda used protection. Now your gonna end up with an Army Brat.