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Having an erection in a public place such as the office, or a club.
I had lunch with the new secretary, and was suddenly sporting wood on the drive back to the office.
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Used often to describe the erection of a strapping young Norwegian.
Example 1:
Olaf from Oslo was swimming in the fjord where we got to see his Norwegian wood.
Example 2:
Liz was ruthlessly rogered royally by the Norwegian Ice Hockey team with their Norwegian Wood in fine form.
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Wet wood is when a guy drinks too much and cannot get a full erection. It in that "dick purgatory" of not hard enough to fuck and not soft enough to hide.
The term is derived from what happens when fire wood is left uncovered and gets wet, it can no longer catch fired until it dries out.
"Yeah, I brought that chick home from the bar last night, but I had wet wood so I couldn't seal the deal."
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A man who has now achieved a near mythical status; some find his accomplishments so incredible that they doubt he even exists. Christened David Wood, he broke every single sports record in every sport he played, but then had his name removed from the record books out of fairness. Changed his name to G Wood so that people wouldn't know his true identity. Has had numerous fierce battles with one Big Bubba Bruiser.
G Wood recorded his 77th straight quadruple-double, tallying 127 points, 33 rebounds, 17 blocks, and 10 steals.
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when you go to bed with a hard on cause you think of your hot girl friend all the time
before going to bed, he thought of his girlfriend and ended up suffering rom night wood then waking up with morning wood.
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Chris Wood is an American actor known for portraying Kai Parker on The Vampire Diaries, Jake Riley on Containment and Mon-El on Supergirl.
Chris Wood is an amazing actor! He's also very humble and sweet!
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Wood grain covered steering-wheel; wood grain panel
"Ridin slab in my lac seville, working wood wheel"
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