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Wow your Ella’s bf! Your the luckiest man alive!
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A description, usually given to Boris Johnson, referring to the triumphing sexiness of a man.
Boris Johnson is the sexiest man alive
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This is useless and congrats u wasted ur time to just get off of this. Just kidding I have a joke 4 u.
What has two legs?
A: How am I supposed to know
Joshua The Person Who Is Alive is alive
When the new kid fakes depression just so they get more friends
Me: hello I'm Jamal
New Kid: why am i alive
Me:ok be my friend
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Philosophical statement made when you put life in perspective, you acknowledge that you are truly blessed, you are truly lucky, and you have all but great things ahead of you.
Hypothetical: You are surrounded by all your friends, it's your birthday, you are having a great time, before you take a shot, you reminisce....
E: It feels really good to be alive today!!!
When you are so bad ass you'd rather go out in style then give up the fight.
person 1: stop it
person 2: no
person 1: shut da fuck up
person 2: you'll never take me alive
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