Seduction Artist

Someone who gets women to like them, not for sex, or to use them, but just to have someone that likes him. As soon as the girl likes him, the man breaks it off for a new girl.

Matt: Hey I hear that Sam was flirting with some girl for months just to break up with her when she liked him back. He must be a player
Jim: No Matt, he's a Seduction Artist

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pickup artist

Something a scrawny computer nerd calls himself to sound cool in front of other nerds.

computer user 1: I am totally a pickup artist
computer user 2: The last time you walked in front of a girl you pissed your pants

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con artist

A politician.

Most Democrats and Republicans on Capital Hill are con artist joined at the hip, making secret deals behind closed doors in order to subjugate "We the People" while enriching themselves in the process.

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partial artist

Someone who studies more than one martial art at a time. Since they can't put everything they have into one style, they usually aren't good at any of them. See also: 95% of hick frat-boys who start 'practicing MMA.'

Douchebag #1: "I hear you started MMA."
Douchebag #2: "Yeah, been working on my Muay Thai, jiu-jitsu, and kickboxing."
Douchebag #1: "So, you're a partial artist."

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Cum Artist

A seasoned porn veteran. She knows all the moves, but has the ability to think outside the box (no pun intended). She is innovative with the regular routines, but more importantly, she creates new and particularly filthy sex acts. This is a compliment rather than an insult.

Wow, that bitch can consistently blow cum bubbles out of her ass, she really took the cum fart to the next level. I bow to you. Ron Jeremy will tap you on both shoulders with his triumphant schlong; you shall be knighted a true cum artist.

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jackoff artist

A person (usually a man) who is good at masturbation, but since that rudimentary skill requires no particular training, it's usually used to mean someone who has no particular skills at anything beyond masturbation. An American way to designate a "wanker."

"Bob says he's an air-guitar artist."

"Bob is a jackoff artist at best. I'm not even sure he can perform air-guitar."

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artist-ist

Meaning someone who hates the race of media artists

My boss is artist-ist

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