asian fail

To not get an A in a class. Some asians hold themselves to high standards, and anything less than an A is considered "failing".
A term often used at thomas jefferson.

omg! i asian failed that physics test and got a B+... now I'll never get into NOVA

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asian andy

OG Ice Poseidon associate/friend with balls the size of a basketball( watch CX factor on YouTube for supplementary information). He is ranked number one amongst all Andy's in terms of air time, and cumulative clout from his numerous content laden exploits.

Asian Andy is a reliable friend and dependable source of content.

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asian raisin

A redneck who is also annoying as shit.

Guy 1: Damn! Adin is sure an asian raisin!
Guy 2: Yeah! He's not even asian!

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Asian Effect

The theory that if an Asian kid fail a test all the kids around the Asian will too shall fail.

"Hey, Nguyen just failed the Calculus test"
"I know Adrian,Raymond,John,Heidi,and Lilly failed too"
"Asian Effect man."

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Asian Parents

People who came from Asia/Parents and just LOVE to :
A:Control your life
B:Ruin your life

C:Force you to have good grades
D:Make you become a doctor,lawyer,etc.
F:Never let you go anywhere unless its school
G:Don't let you be in a serious relationship

H:Hate it when you wear short clothing
I:Talk behind your back
J:Talk crap or brag about you
K: Rarely have your friends over
L:Are cheap and try to "Save" on money
M:Expect a lot from you
N:Want you to go to a good school
O:Call you stupid, idiot,disgrace,mistake,etc....
etc....

Asian Mom: "WHY DO YOU PLAY ON YOUR COMPUTER SO MUCH!!!!???"
Me:"I was stu-"
Asian Mom: "DON"T TALK BACK TO ME!!!!"
Asian Dad: "Okay sweet heart do you know who the maker of Tesla,rivian,Mercaedes,and what It,and MIT stand for????"
Me: ".....No...?"
Asian Dad: "WHY DONT YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS WHY ARE YOU SO STUPID??!!!!!!!!"
Asian Parents: "YOUR SO STUPID"

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Asian angry

A degree of anger that can only be reached by asain people. It is beyond anything anyone who isnt Asian would have experienced.

Asian 1: Did your mum find out you've been skipping tutoring?

Asian 2: Yes, she got Asian angry

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asian fury

a brief moment of bi-polarness of extreme rage against another.
only available to asians and part asians.

TJ-"Erik, that Tyler Hill kid keeps talking to your girl."
ERIK-"Cunt nipple dick! fuck him dude im going to use my asian fury and molest him with my fucking anus, BREEEE RARWWWW!"

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