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When you’re laying in bed and your horny so you fuck your pillow, cum all over the pillow then proceed to flip it over and go to sleep
“Man did you boys ever fuck the shit outta your pillow as a kid?”
“No cunt that’s fucked”
“Nah well it’s good as, was doing it last night”
“You’re fucked up Jack”
“Nah I call it the Jack Attack”
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getting overly worried or hyper about something
"You better control her, just in case she has a spaz attack or something."
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The act of be able to think of nothing but fapping, and having the need to fap immediately. Often caused by not fapping over a long period time, or viewing viewing a fap-tastic sight.
Beau had a massive Fap-Attack when he saw that chick because he hadnt fapped in hours.
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An attack of anxiety, Usually with a feeling that something bad is about to happen, the person feels out of control.
'I have a panic attacks when i try and go in elavators'
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when one is laughing so hard that they momenterily lose control over their body
omg dude is that guy having a seizure???
no dude it just looks like a roffs attack
Someone who looks good all the time. So good they're almost unbearable to look at. And you know damn good and well they about to steal your mans.
"Ohhhhh she lookin like a snack!"
"Nah she a mother f-ing snack attack!!"
When a seeming inanimate and/or stationary piece of sidewalk jumps up and hits an individual leaving a mark remarkably similar to that which would be result of falling on said sidewalk. Almost exclusively happens to heavily inebriated people very early in the morning just after the bars closed. Closely related to the attack coffee table, attack wall, attack bench attack toilet, attack door and attack light post.
Bunny: OMG!!! Bambi, what happened to your face?!?!?!?
Bambi: You won't believe this! Last night after the bars closed I was walking home with that hottie I met, the sidewalk just reared up and whacked me right in the face!!!
Bunny: No WAY!!!! Maybe you were drunk and you just fell.
Bambi: WAY!!!! I wasn't drunk and I didn't fall. I swear it was an attack sidewalk!