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buffalo biscuit

The act of defecating in someones shoe because theyve angered you

The other day Sean stole my lighter so he got a buffalo biscuit

by John Idol January 5, 2005

22๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


biscuit bumpers

Two or more hefty female college athletes - usually bowlers, who engage in mutual genital stimulation thereby "bumping" their biscuits together.

Those two bitches bowled a hell of a game. I'll bet they go home and bump biscuits. Or simply "Biscuit Bumpers!!!"

by T Jew February 4, 2010

87๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fart Biscuit

to fart in ones cupped hand then thrust the trapped fart-air into someones nose/mouth

me: if you give me another fart biscuit im going to murder your whole family.

you: ok.

by St. God January 15, 2011

39๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Biscuit Lip

Having the facial characteristic of an immense bottom lip, as if a whole biscuit were packed inside the lip like tobacco; a common characteristic of the Mississippi blue gummer, and jiggaboo alike. One who possesses the jaw structure of a Chinnook Salmon. Human example : Bubba Gump (Forrest Gump)

Honey, look at the biscuit lip over there! He must lose things in there all the time!

by Piglet/Donklet May 31, 2009

45๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


glitter biscuit

Very decorative fecal matter, often the result of consuming large quantities of children's toothpaste.

Oh man, I can't believe I ate that entire tube of toothpaste earlier. I just pushed out a huge glitter biscuit.

by A Pancake August 29, 2007

48๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


risk it for the biscuit

= Take the chance of sacrificing your current possessions in order to win much more... the sexy biscuit.

Biscuit just rhymes with risk it. Plus biscuits are sexy. Butter yo biscuit!

In the case of (probably) the first time this phrase was ever used, the "biscuit" was the opportunity to maximize your earnings and then earn even more. The risk was the possibility of losing your acquired earnings when you could have kept them if you weren't so greedy!

Background:

First used at least 3 years from today during a round of the dice game "10,000" at Jamezy's, to encourage those with only 1 die left to take the chance and roll because if they hit a "1" or "5" they would get to roll all 6 dice again whilst retaining the points acquired during their first turn.

In this game you have 6 dice and take turns in a clockwise rotation rolling the dice to accumulate 10,000 points to win the game.

Each turn when you roll something worth points (ex. "1" = 100 points and "5" = 50 points) you get to roll the remaining dice again or keep the points you have acquired during your turn.

If you earn points with all 6 dice, you get to roll all 6 again (biscuit).

J: I think I'm gonna stop and keep the 500 points.
A: Naw man, risk it for the biscuit! The sexiest of biscuits!

J: LOL alright... I'M RISKIN IT FO DA BISCUIT!

by Papยก October 20, 2016

216๐Ÿ‘ 44๐Ÿ‘Ž


whop biscuits

Prepackaged tubular cardboard containers of biscuits sold in grocery stores and markets. When the paper is peeled back, you WHOP the edge of a counter or hard surface to open the can.

For breakfast, we had scrambled eggs, bacon, WHOP BISCUITS, and gravy.

by labatplay January 21, 2016