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The act of placing your testicles on the anus of a farting man or woman so as they jiggle like eggs in a simmering pan.
I came home early from the shops only to discover my husband about to boil his eggs on the bum hole of Mr Carstairs, our next door neighbour.
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(1)The state of being extremely drunk on alcoholic beverages.
(2)Sadly no longer used, Victorian term for being extremely drunk or hungover. Should be brought back into the lexicon.
Bro 1: How you feeling bro?
Bro 2: Tight as a boiled owl.
Bro 1: Bro, you’re intoxicated.
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The BEST season of Degrassi EVER.
Person 1: I really liked season 5 of Degrassi.
Person 2: That's nothing! Watch season 10 Degrassi: The Boiling Point. It's the best.
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The act of defacating in a toilet. With your poo being the potatoes and the toilet being the pot of water.
I can't wait until halftime, I got to boil some potatoes.
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to repeatedly have the same argument over and over again. used in place of the out of date phrase "beating a dead horse"
origin - Sex columnist Dan Savage regularly blogs his opinion that 'all pit bulls should be boiled alive and fed to their idiot owners'. These posts regularly incite repetitive arguments among commenters.
"Oh man, Max and Martha are having their honeycrisp versus fuji argument again. Those two really know how to boil a dead dog."
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someone who has lost all sex appeal and has become totally unappealing to their former mate
i found out that guy i've been dating waxes his eyebrows... he totally hard boiled himself
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When a woman inserts a live lobster's tail into her vagina, and then begins running a lighter along the protruding limbs/face. The pain inflicted on the lobster results in panicked convulsions and the woman experiences multiple, intense orgasms.
"Bitch, why you got a lobster in yo pussy!?"
"It's called a Chicago Lobster Boil, it feels amazing!"