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1:bull crap, but made apropriate for mixed company
2:something that is not important, idle chit chat, i.e, shooting the bull
the test scores were streight bull hockey
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A very stuborn person. Usually used for men.
Wife: "He's just so... so..."
Friend: "Bull headed?"
Wife: "Exactly. I get so frustrated with him somtimes."
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When you fill a sock up with shit (presumably yours), freeze it, and wait till the opportune moment to take it out and whip a mofo with it :D
Dude, I stayed the night and Aarons house yesterday, and he frickin' woke me up with a gnarly bull whip! Shit wasn't even frozen all the way!
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Workers on 'piece work' were paid two weeks in arrears so two weeks before a holiday they would try and make an extra piece (or pieces) an hour so that the pay packet they received before their holidays would be suitably inflated.
I'm not taking a tea break at the moment I'm on bull week
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to improvise a load of bs (gee, wonder where that term came from?) to keep somebody distracted for any reason.
"so I shot the bull for a while. i told him i was a real moron, and all that stuff" (salinger 12)
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From the Old Bull, Young Bull tale:
The old bull and the young bull were standing at the top of the hill overlooking a paddock of many gorgeous young heifers. The young bull said, "Let's charge down the hill, knock over that fence and service one of those heifers each". The old bull wisely replied, "Why don't we saunter down the hill, open the gate, take a sip at the water trough and then service ALL of those heifers?"
The lesson to be learned here is that instead of being young, immature and stupid, quickly ruining any shot you have at a female, you should play your game like a gentleman; slowly and with much thought. Only by this method will you have your best shot at getting paid.
Chris: Dude, I want to get laid so badly this weekend...
Jonathon: You goin' to try to bang Alyssa tonight?
Chris: Yeah, I figure I should just start groping her when we're both drunk.
Overheard Sean: You would be wise to play the Old Bull here.
Chris: This is true; I would have my best shot.
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Wearing fake items i.e. clothes jewelery, accessories; that have expensive brand names on them, in order to look like you have money when you don't.
See also: rebrand
Rico: "Look at that fool over there with them Foakleys on!"
Smitty: "Haha, that nigga is bull ballin' fo sho!"
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