Fist Bump

Zootime merriment performed by the fab five in a clenched fashion somewhat like a fist bump that ravagely pummels the living shit out of one’s pooper

On my ten year high school reunion, I was able to reunite with my old bestie Lenny Fry.. and to think I wasn’t gonna go, the second we seen eachother we did our good ole fist bump and it was like we were youngins again

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doing bumps

doing hits of cocaine; a/k/a snorting rails.

There was so much coke on the sinks in the club bathroom that you could get a contact high without doing bumps.

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bumping knuckles

Fist fighting. Professional, Amateur or Street.

When two dudes get to jawing in the Club, then go outside...'bout to be some "bumping knuckles!"

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Bumps in the Alley

Hemorrhoids, Genital Warts, Herpes, or Syphilis

My boyfriend cheated on me and now I have bumps in the alley.

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Bump and Grindr

The act of snorting a drug (meth, coke, ketamine, ecstasy) and then having sex with someone off the popular gay hook-up application, Grindr.

Look at that cracked out queen, bet he gets online later to arrange a bump and grindr.

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Deuce Bumps

The goose bumps that often precede or accompany an imminent, voluminous bowel movement.

I knew I had to find a rest stop post-haste when I got the deuce bumps.

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boston bump

Making contact with parked cars during the course of parallel parking. Referencing the typical lack of courtesy that makes Bostonians and other Masshole motorists famous.

That Masshole parked his minivan over the white line. I'll pull into the space next to him, but he's gonna get the Boston Bump.

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