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not necessarily cottonmouth: bong throat is when you take a monster (or just a bad) hit off a bong, and your throat gets so cashed, the hit feels like it clawed your throat the whole way down. it takes a fuckload of hack your lungs out, and gallons of water to flush bong throat out. not fun.
"oh man, i got the WORST bong throat after that massive rip i took! i thought i was gonna die!"
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The time-honoured tradition of preparing Cannabis (subsp. Indica/Sativa) for use in a bong (a water pipe specifically made for cannabis use). An ideal bong mix is made with dry, well cured, mature female cannabis buds (protalid flowers) and toasted Lucky Strike cigarettes. Somewhere between 60-70% of this should be Cannabis.
Any less and it will taste like shit and make you wretch, any more and it may not light evenly. This is essential as fire destroys large amounts of THC (the desired active ingredient in Cannabis. Others include the medically-beneficient CBD) so you want it lit all over in less than a second.
Bong Mix is generally held and passed in a "Mowl/Mole Bowl", traditionally a card flyer folded in a certain way as to make an odd shaped container. Of course anything with smooth surfaces can contain bongmix, even a literal ceramic bowl. However, the cardboard mole bowl lends itself to other uses, not exclusively its ready availability and ease of use.
"Wanna get high?"
"You know it!!"
"You get the bong, I'll make the mix."
"Ok dude, but I'm gonna go a little slower today."
"Why?"
"Your idea of bong mix is to smoke up a 1/4oz. in 20 minutes, dude. You're fucked up and I don't want to be like you."
"Fair enough, more for me. Oh and get me a beer out of the fridge."
*out of the room by now* "OKAY!"
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The guy that's loading the bowls and passing them around the dorm room especially when a one hit bowl is in use.
Hey man, I just broke up a tasty little bud on this Frisbee and, since it's your lighter and the ashtray is right there, why don't you be the bong daddy this afternoon?
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An attractive female pot smoker (stoner), with whom you wish to fornicate with rapidly, and preferably multiple times.
I smoked a fatty with this cute little bong bunny earlier.
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A device constructed from a Sobe bottle used for smoking weed. A hole is punched through the indent at the bottom of the bottle and a male stem is put through the lid. Fill with water and light the herb and watch the bottle fill with smoke.
"I took the fattest ripper on my homie's sobe bong yesterday."
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chong bongs are bongs (water pipes) made by tommy chong well known as some of the best glass in the world unforntuneltly chong was busted for slaning parafentalia and there no longer for sale
Damn that was a dank fatty rip from your diffused perculated chong bong
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In ancient times, Bong Shui, was known as "Kan-Yu" which means stoned or extremely high according to The Law of Heaven and Earth. Today's Bong Shui schools teach that it is the ancient Chinese practice of placement and arrangement of space to achieve extreme highness or complete stonedness with harmony with the environment. Bong shui literally translates as "In haling pot through wind-water." This is a cultural shorthand taken from by Guo Pu of the Jin Dynasty.
The Smell of the weed water that rides the wind stops at the boundary of carpet when spilled and will never come out.
Bong shui is a discipline with guidelines that are compatible with many techniques of agricultural planning as well as internal furniture arrangements while involved in the act of smoking pot. Space, weather, astronomy, and geomagnetism are basic components of Bong shui. Proponents claim that Bong shui has an effect on health, wealth, and personal relationships and weight gain due to munchies.
I angled my couch in accordance with Bong Shui and the afternoon sun is no longer a buzz kill.
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