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a log cannon is my ass. It is a cannon for logs.
person 1: how did you fire that poop 20 feet!
person 2: my ass is a log cannon
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The Art of blazing someone until they cry.
do man you just got blaze cannoned.
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A small town in MN where they raise whores with a wide variety of names such as Ashley, Shelby, Courtney, or Brandon. A town full of STD's. And a place where it is okay to date family members.
"Man did you see that chic from Cannon Falls with that nice ass?"
"yea, thats my cousin, and she is fine!"
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synonym for the male genitalia. Used especially when referring to his unbridled penetration ability, meatiness, ejaculatory marksmanship, overall heat-seeking prowess, cervix bruising capabilities, and undeniable penchant for twistjobs, blow-jacksons, slobbery spit shines, one-eyed stroke salads, the ol' gine grind, cooter filling, weener wax wednesdays, the horizontal hopscotch, poop chute parades, nipple spearing, and a good ol' fashioned dip in Genital Juice Lake.
I heard Billy is packing heat. Did you notice his meaty Bologna Cannon making a rain-tarp out of his warm-up pants in gym, today? I'm going to ask him to give me the ol' Bajingo Be-Bop after class.
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a euphemism for giving birth.
so when is your wife shooting her vagina cannon?
shooting the baby outta the ol vagina cannon
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another name for a penis.
background: While playing Marvel vs. Capcom 2, Iron Man's special move is called the Proton Cannon and a stream is emitted from a large gun. Protein Cannon seemed appropriate.
Prepare yourself, your girlfriend is about to be blasted by my protein cannon.
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A large slab of cock. Usually a long tubed sexual howitzer of lust accompanied with an undercarriage.
As she pulled the lanyard on my meat cannon, I drenched her face with my gooey gobs of banana juice.
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