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Cockey rhyming slang named after the former Gillingham, Sheffield United and Millwall striker for "harbour".
Let's go daaan the Carl Asaba and see if we can nick some fish off the ships.
Similar to riding bitch, this derogatory phrase describes someone riding in the middle of the backseat without any manner of protest over their social standing
Doesn’t Joe hate riding bitch?
No he knows his place he’s riding carl
Carl Bowmaker is usually a ginger and foul creature found in the North East. Whilst there have been a number of recent sightings of this mythical beast its habitat is still not clear. Approach with caution as the Carl Bowmaker is known to have a short temper.
I saw a right Carl Bowmaker the other day. It was terrifying!
Carl Johan is a name used on people, that has a big dick
Look at that guy, he is a Carl Johan
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The act of one taking a shit in a sock, preferably a tube sock, and beating a victim with it, preferably in the face
larry gave patches a dirty carl, it was a effin stinky mess
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AKA the Reading and Leeds Festivals in the UK. Considered the best festival in the world, even better than Glastonbury, Woodstock, Lollapalooza and Ozzfest. Reading originally started as a Jazz and Blues festival in 1961, whilst Leeds started in 1999 so Northerners can get a taste of the Reading experience too. Rather notorious for it's annual campsite riots and it's bottling of unwanted acts.
Great bands such as Foo Fighters, New Order, Nirvana, Kings Of Leon, Smashing Pumpkins, Queens Of The Stone Age, The Pixies, Primus, Stone Temple Pilots, Green Day, The Strokes, The Darkness, Metallica, Super Furry Animals and Soundgarden have graced the stages of Reading and Leeds.
Kid: Mum, I wanna go to Glastonbury!
Mum: No, the Carling Weekend is a lot better. Go to Leeds or you're grounded!
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Head of the 'Waffle' religion. A great king, loved by many Waffle birds across the globe.
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